



| Slot | Equipped | Skill Buff |
|---|---|---|
| Primary weapon | Dagger of Backstab | Backstab +2 |
| Secondary weapon | Rifle (AR-15) | |
| Head | ||
| Body | ||
| Legs | Craisy Daisy Dukes | Charm +4 |
| Feet | WikiFeet Branded Sandals | Slowed Resistance +1 |
| Hands / arms | Meat Gloves | Meat Shield +1 |
| Ring 1 | Nipple Ring of Cold Resistance | Cold Resistance +1 |
| Ring 2 | ||
| Necklace | ||
| Cape |
| Name | Lvl | Max | Attr | MP | Use | Roll | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Actions | |||||||
| Active Listening | 1 | 4 | INT | 0 | Action | 1d4+1 | Listening and comprehending! Kindergarten teachers rejoice. |
| Backstab | 0 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Action | 1d6+2 | We should totally stab Caeser |
| Bees | 6 | 6 | WIS | 0 | Action | 1d6+6 | Can attempt to communicate with the Queen Bee or direct the swarm of bees to perform an attack or task. |
| Charm | 8 | 20 | CHA | 0 | Action | 1d20+12 | Attempt to persuade another creature to your will. |
| Heal | 1 | 4 | INT | 2 | Action | 1d4+1 | Heals 4 HP. |
| Identify | 4 | 4 | INT | 0 | Action | 1d4+4 | Can determine the name and description of a target or item. For creatures, also shows race, class, and level. |
| Melee | 1 | 4 | STR | 0 | Action | 1d4+1 | A standard, unarmed strength-based attack. |
| Minion Army | 1 | 20 | CHA | 6 | Action | 1d20+1 | Contested by Resist Effect. All hostile creatures within 10ft, on a failure, are charmed by you and will fight alongside you, rather than against you |
| Rifle (Marksmanship) | 6 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Action | 2d6+6 | Long Range Pew-Pew |
| Ropecraft | 1 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | |
| Social Media | 4 | 20 | CHA | 0 | Action | 1d20+4 | Gotta get those likes |
| Stealth | 1 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | |
| Stinger | 1 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | Attack, can inflict <poisoned> condition |
| Survival | 1 | 6 | WIS | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | |
| Warm Candor | 1 | 6 | WIS | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | |
| Wheelbarrow | 1 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | One-wheeler go vroom |
| Bonus Actions | |||||||
| Hive Mind | 1 | 6 | WIS | 2 | Bonus Action | 1d6+1 | Allows you to tap into the Mantids. Can ask for advice, etc. |
| Reactions | |||||||
| Dodge | 1 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Reaction | 1d6+1 | Evade attacks. Add skill value only to contested rolls when attacked. Cannot be used with Endure. |
| Meat Shield | 0 | 6 | DEX | 2 | Reaction | 1d6+1 | Consumes 1 "Meat Slab" from your inventory. Raises a large slab of meat in front of yourself, protecting you from damage. Can be added to the result of your own Endure roll. |
| Passives | |||||||
| Alcohol Tolerance | 1 | 4 | CON | 0 | Passive | 1d4+1 | |
| Cold Resistance | 0 | 4 | CON | 0 | Passive | 1d4+1 | On receiving cold damage, roll this skill. The damage is reduced by the amount rolled. |
| Name | Lvl | Max | Attr | MP | Use | Roll | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Endure | 4 | 4 | CON | 0 | Passive | 1d4+4 | Mitigate damage from attacks. Subtract roll from damage dealt to the user. Cannot be used with Dodge. |
| Fly | 2 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Passive | 1d6+2 | Allows you to fly whatever your movement speed is, rather than walk. Can roll the skill to attempt to move additional distance with flight. |
| Initiative | 3 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Passive | 1d6+3 | Determines how quickly you act in combat |
| Resist Effect | 1 | 6 | WIS | 0 | Passive | 1d6+1 | Resists non-magical and magical, non-damaging effects. |
| Slowed Resistance | 0 | 6 | WIS | 0 | Passive | 1d6+1 | When hit with an effect that would cause the <slowed> condition, you can roll this skill in addition to your Resist Effect check. |
| Too Hot to Handle | 1 | 20 | CHA | 2 | Passive | 1d20+1 | All creatures within 5ft, including yourself are affected by an effect called "Bet You Won't" -- any hostile mob (bosses are immune to this) needs to make a contested Resist Effect check against this skill. On a failure, they must find a target not affected by the aura or lose their turn. This effect is nullified if you, or a creature within your aura, attack a creature first. |
| New | |||||||
| Item | Qty | Rarity | Cost | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alchemical Honey | 1 | Uncommon | 50 | Alchemy Ingredient Can be distilled at an Alchemy Table to make a high level charm potion. |
| Alchemy Table | 1 | Rare | 1000 | A table that can be placed in a safe room. Allows you to create potions, if you have the right reagents. |
| Craisy Daisy Dukes | 1 | Rare | 750 | A pair of extra short cutoff daisy dukes with "Queen" written in cursive with rhinestones on the butt cheeks |
| Dagger of Backstab | 1 | Uncommon | 200 | Grants Backstab skill. +2 to Backstab |
| Desperado Club Pass | 1 | Rare | 600 | Grants you access to the Desperado Club. Bars you access to Club Vanquisher. Cannot be sold. |
| Gangnam Style Blazer | 1 | Uncommon | 250 | Sparkly black sequined blazer - oversized |
| Meat Gloves | 1 | Uncommon | 150 | A pair of gloves made of fused-together chunks of meat. Smells "fresh" but not in a good way. |
| Nipple Ring of Cold Resistance | 1 | Uncommon | 125 | Worn on the Ring. Enhances Cold Resistance rolls while equipped (+1 from Uncommon rarity). |
| Potion of Healing | 2 | Common | 10 | A simple healing potion. Recovers 4 HP. |
| Rifle (AR-15) | 1 | Common | 10 | Assault Rifle, non-magical |
| Safe Room Upgrade: Social Media Feed | 1 | Rare | 1000 | Adds the Social Media feed upgrade to your safe room, allowing you to roll twice on Virality Checks for a single downtime action. See what others in the galaxy are saying about you! |
| Scroll of Cockroach | 1 | Very Rare | 1100 | Single use spell scroll. Casts the Cockroach spell at level 2, and then dissolves. |
| Spell Tome of Heal Critter | 1 | |||
| Tiny Funeral Trumpet | 1 | Common | 30 | Very small, approximately the size to be used by a small bee. |
| Vest | 1 | |||
| WikiFeet Branded Sandals | 1 | Uncommon | 150 | Sandals with a hand-embroidered WikiFeet logo on them. Grants Slowed Resistance +1 |
| Type | Name | Skill / Tier | Details |
|---|---|---|---|
| Manager | Mordecai | Alchemy | Grants an additional Crafting check (Alchemy) on each long rest, assuming you have an Alchemy Table. Also grants a free Research downtime action check per long rest. |