



| Slot | Equipped | Skill Buff |
|---|---|---|
| Primary weapon | Drumsticks | |
| Secondary weapon | Captain's Flintlock | Flintlock Shot +1 |
| Head | Troll's Hearing Aid | Acute Ears +1 |
| Body | ||
| Legs | ||
| Feet | ||
| Hands / arms | Web Shooters | Web |
| Ring 1 | ||
| Ring 2 | ||
| Necklace | ||
| Cape |
| Name | Lvl | Max | Attr | MP | Use | Roll | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Actions | |||||||
| 2 Polearms Kissing | 2 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Action | 1d6+2 | Use another crawler for a melee attack with reach. Crawler must be lighter than you. |
| Acute Ears | 0 | 6 | WIS | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | Can perceive sounds, enemies, and other information within range |
| Charm | 1 | 6 | CHA | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | Attempt to persuade another creature to your will. |
| Flintlock Shot | 0 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | Fires a round of ammunition, from a flintlock pistol, at a target |
| Identify | 4 | 6 | INT | 0 | Action | 1d6+4 | Can determine the name and description of a target or item. For creatures, also shows race, class, and level. |
| Melee | 2 | 6 | STR | 0 | Action | 1d6+2 | A standard, unarmed strength-based attack. |
| Mosh Pit | 1 | 6 | CON | 0 | Action | 1d6+1 | Starts mosh pit in area. While in mosh pit, bonuses to Con, Str and resistant to sweep attacks. |
| Toll the Dead | 1 | 6 | CHA | 2 | Action | 1d6+1 | The sound of hollow, deathly bells fill the air, dealing the damage rolled. This attack deals an additional 2 damage against already damaged creatures. |
| Web | 0 | 6 | DEX | 2 | Action | 1d6 | Shoots a web at a target. On a hit, the target is <grappled>. |
| Bonus Actions | |||||||
| Blast Beat | 5 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Bonus Action | 1d6+5 | A single-stroke roll played between cymbal and snare, with your kick playing simultaneously with every cymbal hit. Aka hit em again on rhythm. |
| Reactions | |||||||
| Dodge | 2 | 6 | DEX | 0 | Reaction | 1d6+2 | Evade attacks. Add skill value only to contested rolls when attacked. Cannot be used with Endure. |
| Passives | |||||||
| Endure | 3 | 6 | CON | 0 | Passive | 1d6+3 | Mitigate damage from attacks. Subtract roll from damage dealt to the user. Cannot be used with Dodge. |
| Resist Effect | 1 | 6 | WIS | 0 | Passive | 1d6+1 | Resists non-magical and magical, non-damaging effects. |
| New | |||||||
| Item | Qty | Rarity | Cost | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blitz Stick | 6 | Uncommon | 125 | Hallucinogenic, highly addictive drug, rolled into a convenient smokable form. |
| Captain's Flintlock | 1 | Uncommon | 200 | Magical flintlock pistol with "Gooby Pls" engraved on the side. Magically regenerates ammunition. |
| Cooler of beverages | 1 | Common | Rolling cooler of lukewarm beverages and a few soda pops. | |
| Drumsticks | 1 | Common | 5 | Well used drumsticks. |
| Flashback Token | 1 | Uncommon | 1 | When consumed, used as a free action, alongside other rolls or moments. Please explain how your character would execute this flashback, narratively. Pick one of the following: Trapper: You can immediately place a trap in your inventory on the battlefield when combat starts. “Just Don’t Suck”: After a failed skill roll, replace the outcome with half the attribute die plus the skill’s level (e.g. 1d6+2 on the die → 5). Tactician: You can reposition your character for free when combat starts. |
| Liquid Therapy | 1 | Rare | 550 | Prevents the <afraid>, <charmed>, and <confused> effects until the next long rest. |
| Potion of Healing | 3 | Common | 10 | A simple healing potion. Recovers 4 HP. |
| Potion of Magic | 3 | Common | 10 | A simple magic potion. Recovers 4 MP. |
| Questionably Effective Potion of Cat Burglary | 1 | Uncommon | 200 | Temporarily raises your Dexterity die to d8 until your next Long Rest. Does not stack; only the strongest active potion applies. |
| Questionably Effective Potion of Swoleness | 1 | Uncommon | 200 | Temporarily raises your Strength die to d8 until your next Long Rest. Does not stack; only the strongest active potion applies. |
| Torch | 1 | Common | 1 | Battery powered head torch |
| Troll's Hearing Aid | 1 | Uncommon | 100 | Allows for amplified hearing, since you probably blew your eardrums to shit |
| Web Shooters | 1 | Common | 25 | Allows you to shoot sticky white fluid from your wrists. The fluid never seems to dry up. |